i just bought my first ever laptop AND it is an apple. *grins*

a southern woman named katrina punched a guy named sam in the bladder, which produced a gaping hole that gushed and gushed and would not cease for the man had long stored all this shit squeezed so tight within the bowels of his great fat body. his belt, it broke loose and out came all the constipated mess inside, bigger and bigger the hole did become even as he reached for a new set of trowsers, cushions, of some mightier hole than his own, but alas there was no toilet big enough for him, no landfill tall enough, no dome wide enough for all his years of constipated indifference. the sea bled the man of all his excess eventually, for even if it was only a pinhole of an asshole that dear katrina poked, when an asshole finally lets go of that stick up itself it’s quite a sight. it all comes pouring out. he would continue to look for sticks to shove up his many assholes.

and still the head of this great man, could not stop spouting flatulence even as he pronounced there was no gas left to continue the display. and katrina, dear katrina she danced and danced away …