Things said by my hilarious father during Bush’s State of the Union Address bullshit:

“Something wrong with your eye, McCain, you sleazy dog!”

“Barbara Bush is clapping so hard she’s gonna give herself a back ache.”

“Look, Cheney, is coughing! Cough yourself right into a heart attack!”
“You know you hate that liberal bitch you’re sitting next to.”

“That is the largest room of crooks you’ll ever find.” (referring to House of Congress)

“How come you haven’t done that, Georgie? You’ve been there 6 fuckin’ years.”
“Yeah, the check is in the mail and I won’t come in your mouth.”

“Look at me! I’ve bent over and licked his butt cheeks many times.” (referring to still loyal Republicans)

“What a sorry piece of Homeland Security fuck-up you are.” (leader of obvious department)

“This ain’t a democracy. Who the hell are you talking about? Which country are you referring to? It ain’t ours. Enemy? That’s a serious thing to say. Who the hell are you talking about?”